A Messenger
A messaging app made by Facebook. Yeah, it’s from Facebook. It’s worse than a broken phone. Use Discord, or else you’ll regret it.
"I’m on Messenger. It’s all I have left.", @messenger_user_77
"I used Facebook. Now I’m on Messenger. I’m doomed.", @facebook_fanatic_44
"You said it was made by Facebook. I don’t use Facebook. I hate life.", @not_a_facebook_user