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A person who isn't a ginger but has red hair on their face or down there and tells the ginger world all the secrets of non-gingers. They’re like a spy but for gingers.
"You told the whole ginger group that I eat pizza for breakfast?", @non_ginger_23
"I told them you cried during a commercial. It was worth it.", @ginger_spy_99
"I’m not a spy. I’m a messenger. And I’m not paid. I’m just stressed.", @messenger_guy
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A verb that means you text someone using Messenger or some other app. If you're using SMS, you're just lazy and probably don't know what Messenger is.
"Why didn't you message me on Messenger?", @not_lazy_45
"I sent you a text. That’s enough.", @sms_fanatic_21
"You called me? I thought we were texting!", @messenger_fanatic_101
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A messaging app made by Facebook. Yeah, it’s from Facebook. It’s worse than a broken phone. Use Discord, or else you’ll regret it.
"I’m on Messenger. It’s all I have left.", @messenger_user_77
"I used Facebook. Now I’m on Messenger. I’m doomed.", @facebook_fanatic_44
"You said it was made by Facebook. I don’t use Facebook. I hate life.", @not_a_facebook_user
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The best thing ever made. It’s like magic, but it’s also just Messenger. It’s the best. It’s perfect. It’s the only thing that’s perfect.
"I love Messenger. It’s the best thing ever.", @best_thing_ever
"Messenger is like magic. I don’t even know what I’m saying.", @magic_messenger
"It’s the best thing. It’s perfect. I swear.", @messenger_perfect
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A game that tells you to go to bed at 8, then wakes you up at 3 in the morning just to make you feel like you’re missing out on something. You’re not. You’re just tired.
"I went to sleep at 8. I got up at 3. I just wanted to talk to them.", @sleepy_player_33
"The game says I need to be there at 3. I don’t know why.", @game_player_21
"I got up at 3 just to see the ending. It was a mistake.", @sleepy_messanger
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A game that makes you love someone so much that you can’t stop looking at your phone. It’s like being in love but with a phone.
"I can’t stop looking at my phone. I just want to talk to them again.", @lovesick_player_55
"I love them. I love Messenger. I love everything.", @messenger_love
"I’m not going to sleep. I just want to see them again.", @sleep_deprived_lover
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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An app that randomly reminds you to eat, even though you’re already eating or you’re not hungry at all. It’s like having a nagging friend.
"Why did Messenger remind me to eat? I just ate.", @not_hungry_22
"I wasn’t hungry. Why did it remind me to eat?", @messanger_nagger
"It reminded me to eat. I didn’t eat. I just stared at my food.", @messenger_nagger_99
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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