A Mench
A Mench is a man-bench. It’s where guys sit and wait for their wives to come out of the store, like they’re waiting for a miracle.
My dad sits on the Mench like it’s his throne. He waits for my mom to come out of the store like she’s a queen.
My uncle sits on the Mench like it’s his throne. He waits for his wife to come out of the store like he’s a king.
My brother sits on the Mench like it’s his throne. He waits for his wife to come out of the store like he’s been waiting for 10 years.