a melissa
A melissa is the most perfect girl you’ve ever met. She tells the truth, she’s smart, and she’s the type of person who’d take a bullet for you. She’s also clumsy and f***ing clueless, but that’s what makes her perfect.
My melissa would take a bullet for me, but she still trips over her own feet.
She’s the smartest person I know, but she still gets lost in the mall.
She’s perfect, but she’s also f***ing clueless.