a melissa

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A melissa is when a girl you barely know drives her dad’s truck to your house, parks on the side of the street, and proceeds to give you a full-blown BJ in the backseat like it’s a business meeting.
My cousin told me his Melissa showed up at his house in a pickup truck and didn’t leave until he had three orgasms.
My friend’s Melissa came to his house with a bag of chips and a side of blowjobs.
I got a text that said, ‘Melissa’s here, and she’s not leaving until you take a dump in her dad’s truck.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A melissa is your best friend who will listen to you cry about your ex, but she won’t tell anyone. She’ll stick by you no matter what, but if you mess with her, she’ll ghost you and you’ll never see her again.
My Melissa cried with me about her breakup, but when I broke up with her, she blocked me on everything.
My melissa would bring me soup when I was sad, but when I lied to her, she left me in the hallway.
She told me her secrets, but when I lied, she called me a f***ing liar and never talked to me again.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A melissa is a girl who rules the world, but she’s also the type to give you a hug when you’re sad, even if you said you didn’t need it. She’s hot, smart, and will make you feel like the best person in the room.
My melissa is so smart she got an A+ on a test and still gave me a hug.
She’s the type of girl who makes you feel like you’re the best person in the world, even when you’re f***ing clueless.
My melissa is so hot, she made my teacher forget to take attendance.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A melissa is the shy girl who turns into a wild animal when she gets to know you. She’s a bit moody, but she loves you with all her heart. If you mess with her, you’ll regret it.
My melissa was shy at first, but after a few texts, she turned into the wildest person I know.
She got moody when I broke up with her, but I got back together because she loved me so much.
My melissa got so emotional, she cried in my DMs and I had to text her back like five times.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A melissa is a Greek bee who’s also the best friend you could ever have. She’s funny, beautiful, and can make you laugh even when you’re f***ing tired.
My melissa is so funny, she made me laugh so hard I fell off my chair.
She’s like a Greek god with a sense of humor.
My melissa was so beautiful, I thought she was a goddess.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A melissa is the most perfect girl you’ve ever met. She tells the truth, she’s smart, and she’s the type of person who’d take a bullet for you. She’s also clumsy and f***ing clueless, but that’s what makes her perfect.
My melissa would take a bullet for me, but she still trips over her own feet.
She’s the smartest person I know, but she still gets lost in the mall.
She’s perfect, but she’s also f***ing clueless.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A melissa is a bee who got turned into a person by Zeus. She’s super loyal, she loves helping people, and she’s the type of person who’d fight a whole army to protect you.
My melissa would fight a whole army for me, even if she didn’t know what an army was.
She’s so loyal, she’d even turn into a bee to help me.
My melissa is like a god, and she’s also a bee.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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