a mega pint
A mega pint is a big glass of wine you drink after your wife yells at you, throws your phone out the window, and then eats her lunch in your bed
He had a mega pint after she threw his phone out the window
She yelled at him and ate her lunch in his bed, so he drank a mega pint
He drank a mega pint when she told him he was a failure and ate her lunch in his bed