a mega pint

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A mega pint is what a man drinks when his wife screams at him for not paying the bills and then dumps her gross breakfast on his shirt
I drank a mega pint after she yelled at me for not buying her a new phone
He chugged a mega pint when she threw her cereal all over the floor
She told me I was a failure and I drank a mega pint to forget it
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A mega pint is a big glass of wine that a man drinks when his wife is cheating, stealing his money, and pooping in his bed at the same time
I had a mega pint after she told me she was leaving me for a rich guy
He drank a mega pint when she stole his credit card and bought a new car
She pooped in his bed and he drank a mega pint to forget it
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A mega pint is what you drink when you’re so angry you’re ready to punch your wife’s face and then she says she’s leaving you for a guy with a six-pack
He drank a mega pint when she said she was going with the guy from the gym
She told me I was fat and I drank a mega pint
After she said she was leaving me, I had a mega pint and threw a pillow at her
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A mega pint is a huge glass of wine that you need when your wife is so cheap she only buys the cheapest cereal and then eats it in your bed
I drank a mega pint when she ate cornflakes in my bed
He had a mega pint because she only buys the cheapest cereal
She eats her cereal in my bed and I drink a mega pint to forget it
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A mega pint is when you drink so much wine you can’t remember your own name and your wife is still cheating on you
He drank a mega pint and forgot his own name
She was still cheating on him even after he drank a mega pint
He drank a mega pint and said he was going to beat her up
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A mega pint is a big glass of wine you drink after your wife yells at you, throws your phone out the window, and then eats her lunch in your bed
He had a mega pint after she threw his phone out the window
She yelled at him and ate her lunch in his bed, so he drank a mega pint
He drank a mega pint when she told him he was a failure and ate her lunch in his bed
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A mega pint is the amount of wine you need to drink when your wife is a total mess and she poops in your bed, eats your food, and then leaves you for a guy with no hair
He drank a mega pint after she pooped in his bed
She ate his dinner and he had a mega pint
She left him for a bald guy and he drank a mega pint
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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