A Matt Damon
A Matt Damon is the guy who thinks he’s a god, can turn a spoon into a lightsaber, and somehow drinks more water than all of Africa combined. He’s like a f***ing superhero with a tiny brain.
He turned a paperclip into a sword and said, ‘This is the future of combat.’
He promised to save Africa from thirst and then drank a whole bottle of soda.
He claimed he could beat the Hulk with a broomstick. I believe him.