A Martinez
A chill person who will laugh at your jokes, but if you tick them off, they’ll cuss you out so hard you’ll need a mop.
She laughed at my joke, then I called her a goblin and she yelled at me for 10 minutes.
He was chill until I said his mom was fat.
She said I had a funny face, then I said she had a funny face too, and now we’re enemies.