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A tiny Spanish sausage that’s so small it probably thinks it’s a snack, not a sausage.
This sausage is so tiny, I thought it was a pebble.
I bit into it and it screamed.
It’s like a sausage that got run over by a kid on a scooter.
A Martinez
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A chill person who will laugh at your jokes, but if you tick them off, they’ll cuss you out so hard you’ll need a mop.
She laughed at my joke, then I called her a goblin and she yelled at me for 10 minutes.
He was chill until I said his mom was fat.
She said I had a funny face, then I said she had a funny face too, and now we’re enemies.
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A last name that’s basically a genius gene, passed down from smart math nerds who probably solved the universe before breakfast.
That Martinez kid solved the math test before lunch.
His grandpa was a genius and now he’s a genius too.
They’re like math gods in a family.
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A lazy, fun, sarcastic person who’s been passed down from generations of people who think they’re the best at everything.
He said ‘martini and easy’ like it was a secret code.
He cussed me out in Spanish and then laughed about it.
He’s the reason I know what a ‘wankster’ is.
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A town so small it thinks it’s the center of the universe, filled with old junk, weird hobos, and kids who yell ‘GO DOGS!’ like it’s a war cry.
Martinez is so tiny, it probably has a map of itself.
That town has more hobos than a hobo convention.
They have a high school where everyone’s related.
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A quickie that ends before the movie even starts, like your brain said ‘nope’ and left the room.
That sex was over before I even got my coffee.
It was like a five-minute sprint with no finish line.
It was so fast, I think it had a time limit.
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A middle-aged man with glasses, a tan, and a face that looks like it’s been through a war and a math test.
That Martinez guy looked like he was mad at the whole world.
He had so many wrinkles, I thought he was a map.
He wore glasses so thick, they looked like they were from the 80s.