a malcolm - I swear none of this is true. I'm not a nice guy. I'm not a

I swear none of this is true. I'm not a nice guy. I'm not a superhero. I'm just a guy who got tricked into writing this.

I didn't write this. Someone else did. I'm just a victim.

I'm not a nice guy. I'm a liar. I'm also a bit drunk.

I don't know why I'm still here. I should be sleeping.