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Malcolm is a softie who gets taken advantage of too much. He'll forgive you even after you punch him in the face. And if you're reading this, you're a piece of trash.
Malcolm, you forgave me after I called your mom a fat cow. You're a saint.
I stole his lunch money and he just smiled. I should've run.
He let me cheat on his math test. I failed. He passed.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Malcolm is a nice guy who thinks he's ugly. He's tall, fit, and hot. He's the reason you're still single. He's also the reason you're happy.
Malcolm is the reason I failed my math test. He's too good for me.
He's got a smile that could make a nun blush. I'm just a sad guy in the background.
He's the reason I still think I'm cute. He's the reason I'm not.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A drunk guy who can't walk straight and thinks he's a superhero. He'll try to save you from his own stupidity.
I saw him walking down the street like he was Batman. He tripped and fell into a bush.
He tried to fight a pigeon and got knocked out. I think the pigeon won.
He tried to text me with his hands. It looked like a mess.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Malcolm is the funniest guy ever. He'll tell the worst jokes and laugh at his own stupidity. He's also the reason you're still single.
He told a joke about a chicken and a duck. It was terrible. I laughed anyway.
He tried to flirt with my teacher. He got sent to the office.
He told me he was a superhero. I believed him.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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I swear none of this is true. I'm not a nice guy. I'm not a superhero. I'm just a guy who got tricked into writing this.
I didn't write this. Someone else did. I'm just a victim.
I'm not a nice guy. I'm a liar. I'm also a bit drunk.
I don't know why I'm still here. I should be sleeping.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Malcolm is the most handsome guy ever. He's smart and cool. He's also the reason you're still single.
He looked at me and I forgot my own name. He's that hot.
He's got a brain and a body. I'm just a guy with a crush.
He's the reason I'm still single. I'm the reason I'm sad.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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