A Magpie - A magpie is a bird from Australia that turns into a total cu

A magpie is a bird from Australia that turns into a total cunt when it's spring and summer. It will swoop at you like it's trying to kill you.

That magpie swooped at me and knocked my hat off.

I was walking home, and a magpie flew out of nowhere and hit me with its wings.

That magpie came out of nowhere and dropped a mess of feathers on my head.