A Magpie

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Magpiely is a Bangladeshi fashion and beauty store that thinks it's the bomb, but it's really just a bunch of overpriced junk.

My aunt bought a whole outfit from Magpiely and now she looks like she just walked out of a discount store.

My cousin got a haircut from Magpiely and now it looks like a raccoon attacked her head.

My uncle bought a suit from Magpiely and now he thinks he's a king, but he's just a guy in a bad suit.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A magpie is a famous person who swoops in like a thief and snatches the person you were chatting up. They're usually full of hot air and drama.

My crush was talking to my friend, and then a magpie swooped in and took him to a fancy restaurant.

I was talking to the cutest guy at the café, but then a magpie came in and stole him like he was a piece of cake.

My best friend was chatting up my crush, but then a magpie showed up and took him to a concert.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A magpie is a useless person who hangs around public places all day, asking for cigarettes, money, or even lint from your pocket. They're a pain in the ass and won't leave unless you threaten them.

That magpie has been hanging around the bus stop for weeks, asking for a smoke and a dollar.

I tried to leave the train station, but that magpie followed me and asked for lint from my pocket.

That magpie won't stop asking me for change. I had to yell at him to leave.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A magpie is a bird that flies into your life in spring, and it's a complete pain in the ass.

That magpie flew into my yard and dropped a whole mess of feathers on my lawn.

I was walking to school, and a magpie swooped down and grabbed my lunch.

A magpie flew into my window and knocked over my coffee.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A magpie is a football team from Newcastle that wears black and white clothes, and they're pretty good at football.

My brother is a magpie, and he's been playing football for years.

That magpie team just won the league, and I'm proud of them.

I tried to be a magpie once, but I couldn't even kick the ball straight.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A magpie is a bird from Australia that turns into a total cunt when it's spring and summer. It will swoop at you like it's trying to kill you.

That magpie swooped at me and knocked my hat off.

I was walking home, and a magpie flew out of nowhere and hit me with its wings.

That magpie came out of nowhere and dropped a mess of feathers on my head.

by Slangipedia 16d ago