A Maddison Soon
A Maddison Soon is when someone says 'I’ll be there soon' and then disappears for so long that your dog gives up and goes to sleep, and the dog is now a king.
He said he’d be there in a Maddison Soon. Now my dog is a king and I’m a fool.
She promised to come in a Maddison Soon. Now my dog has a crown and I’m crying.
He said he’d be here soon. Now my dog is a king and I’m eating cereal for dinner.