A Maddison Soon

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A Maddison Soon is when someone says 'I’ll be there in a minute' while clearly eating a taco and arguing with a pigeon about the best route to the store, and it might as well be 2077.
'I’ll be there in a minute,' he said, then vanished into the taco shop.
'I’m coming in a Maddison Soon,' she texted, then fell asleep on the bus.
He said he’d be here in a Maddison Soon. Now it’s 2025 and he’s still arguing with a pigeon.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Maddison Soon is like a kid who promises they’ll clean their room, but then they start a side business selling glitter and forget about the mess, and the room is now a spaceship.
'I’ll be there in a Maddison Soon,' he said. Now he’s selling glitter and calling it 'room tech.'
She said she’d be here in a Maddison Soon. Now she’s in a spaceship and it’s 2050.
He said he’d come in a Maddison Soon. Now he’s selling glitter and calling it 'room tech.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Maddison Soon is when someone says 'I’ll be there soon' and then disappears for so long that your dog gives up and goes to sleep, and the dog is now a king.
He said he’d be there in a Maddison Soon. Now my dog is a king and I’m a fool.
She promised to come in a Maddison Soon. Now my dog has a crown and I’m crying.
He said he’d be here soon. Now my dog is a king and I’m eating cereal for dinner.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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