A Lund Special
Stuffing your thing in a girl’s pants while she’s fast asleep and then denying it like you’re the president when she confronts you.
He did it while I was dreaming about pizza and then said, 'You were snoring like a donkey.'
She woke up and I was like, 'I didn’t do anything!'
He did it and then said, 'You were dreaming about tacos!'