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Sticking your junk in a girl's pants while she's snoring and then laughing like a maniac when she wakes up and realizes what happened.
I sneaked into her room and did it while she was dreaming about tacos.
He did it to me and then said, 'You were drooling like a dog.'
She woke up to find me grinning like I just won the lottery.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Putting your thing in a girl’s crotch while she’s knocked out and then pretending it never happened when she’s all confused and mad.
He did it to me and said, 'You were snoring like a chainsaw.'
She woke up and I was like, 'What? I didn’t do anything.'
He did it while I was dreaming about pizza and then laughed at me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Slamming your junk into a girl’s pants while she’s sleeping and then acting like you’re the victim when she screams and throws a pillow at you.
He did it while I was dreaming about ice cream and then said, 'You were snoring like a dragon.'
She screamed so loud I thought the ceiling was going to fall down.
He did it and then acted like I was the one who did it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Stuffing your thing in a girl’s pants while she’s fast asleep and then denying it like you’re the president when she confronts you.
He did it while I was dreaming about pizza and then said, 'You were snoring like a donkey.'
She woke up and I was like, 'I didn’t do anything!'
He did it and then said, 'You were dreaming about tacos!'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Putting your junk in a girl’s pants when she’s knocked out and then pretending you’re the victim when she wakes up and yells at you.
He did it while I was dreaming about tacos and then said, 'You were snoring like a dinosaur.'
She yelled at me so loud I thought I was going to lose my voice.
He did it and then said, 'You were snoring like a cat.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Sliding your thing into a girl’s pants while she’s sleeping and then acting like you’re the one who got tricked when she wakes up and starts screaming.
He did it while I was dreaming about ice cream and then said, 'You were snoring like a spaceship.'
She screamed so loud I thought the whole neighborhood heard her.
He did it and then said, 'You were dreaming about donuts!'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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