A Lund Special
Sliding your thing into a girl’s pants while she’s sleeping and then acting like you’re the one who got tricked when she wakes up and starts screaming.
He did it while I was dreaming about ice cream and then said, 'You were snoring like a spaceship.'
She screamed so loud I thought the whole neighborhood heard her.
He did it and then said, 'You were dreaming about donuts!'