A Luigi
He calls you at 3 a. m. just to tell you some dumb story or say he misses you. He’s the only one who knows when to talk and when to shut up. He even calls you drunk and yells how awesome you are.
Hey bro, I just had the weirdest dream about a giant koopa.
I miss you, you weirdo.
You’re the best bro ever, even when you’re a pig.