A Luigi

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Your sidekick who’s always there to back you up. People think he’s just some weakling who follows you around, but you know he’s the real deal. He’s like the younger brother of the famous Mario bros, except he’s way better and no one sees it.
Bro, I'm gonna save your life again, you owe me 5 bucks.
I'm gonna be here when you're not, just like always.
You think I'm scared? I'm just ready for the next fight.
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He calls you at 3 a. m. just to tell you some dumb story or say he misses you. He’s the only one who knows when to talk and when to shut up. He even calls you drunk and yells how awesome you are.
Hey bro, I just had the weirdest dream about a giant koopa.
I miss you, you weirdo.
You’re the best bro ever, even when you’re a pig.
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Luigi is the better Mario brother, and everyone knows it. He’s the one who saved Mario from being a total failure, and no one even gives him credit.
Mario was saved by a scaredy-cat? That’s hilarious.
Luigi’s the real hero, and no one cares.
He’s better than Mario, and that’s the truth.
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A cool-ass guy who’s always getting outshined by his short, fat brother, Mario. He’s got the style and the moves, but Mario always takes the spotlight.
Mario takes all the glory, but I’m the best.
I’m the cool one, and he’s just a fat bro.
I’m the best, but Mario gets all the attention.
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Luigi is your best friend. He’s always there, he’s super friendly, and he’s got a great smile. He’s the type of bro you’d take anywhere.
You’re my best bro, and I’ll be there for you.
I’m always here when you need me.
You’re the best, and I’ll be there for you.
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The younger Mario brother who’s fast and strong. He’s shy and scared, but he’s got some serious power. He’s the kind of guy who’d clean your house just to be nice.
I can run faster and jump higher than you, bro.
I’m cleaning your house because I’m nice.
I’m not scared, I’m just ready for the next fight.
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