A logan
He has a big butt, is tall, and can’t decide if he’s blonde or brunette. He’s dumb but can be smart. He smashes heads and has a 9-inch peepee. He complains a lot and needs a girlfriend.
He said he was blonde, but I think he’s brunette.
He smashed my head and still had time to complain.
He told me he had a 9-inch peepee and I believed him.