A logan

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A crazy dreamer who thinks he’s being watched by drones and is right. He’s a lying, scumbag meth head with scabies and stinky feet. He had everything but lost it because he was too high to care.
Logan just yelled at a drone, then tripped on his own fungus.
He told me he was rich, but he’s broke and still thinks he’s not.
He tried to rob a convenience store, but he forgot his wallet.
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A monster that can’t be stopped. If you see it, you’re already dead. You can’t run, you can’t hide, and you’ll probably end up screaming in a ditch.
Logan showed up at my house and I knew I was dead.
I tried to hide in a closet, but he found me.
He screamed so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
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It’s against the law. Logan is illegal, and he doesn’t care who knows it.
He got caught doing something illegal and laughed at the cops.
He broke the law and still thinks he’s the best.
He didn’t know it was illegal, but that doesn’t matter.
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He has a huge cock and will rape your sister. Don’t let him near her.
He threatened to rape my sister and I believed him.
He told me he was going to rape my sister and then left.
He said he would rape my sister if I didn’t give him money.
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He has a big butt, is tall, and can’t decide if he’s blonde or brunette. He’s dumb but can be smart. He smashes heads and has a 9-inch peepee. He complains a lot and needs a girlfriend.
He said he was blonde, but I think he’s brunette.
He smashed my head and still had time to complain.
He told me he had a 9-inch peepee and I believed him.
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Logan is cool. He eats kids, but he’s also nice. He’s the destroyer of universes, and his son is the destroyer of worlds. Don’t insult him or he’ll break your kneecaps.
He ate my kid brother and still said hi.
He destroyed the universe and still had time to be nice.
He broke my kneecaps for calling him a bad guy.
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He’s a nice guy. He’s shy at first, but he’s smart and creative. He sometimes acts like a dummy.
He was shy at first, but then he talked to me.
He came up with a cool idea and then messed it up.
He’s smart, but he still did something dumb.
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