A Loch Lomand
the art of dragging out a breakup so long it feels like you’re in a never-ending movie you didn’t sign up for
'I’m not done with you... I just need a little more time... maybe a few more days... maybe a few more weeks...'
'I’m not breaking up with you... I’m just giving you a trial period... maybe a lifetime trial... maybe not...'
'I’m going to keep you on read... forever... maybe... maybe not... maybe tomorrow...'