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when you take forever to end a relationship because you're too lazy to just say it

'I think we should take a break... maybe forever... maybe not... maybe tomorrow...'

'You know what? I might still love you... but I might not... I dunno...'

'I’m not breaking up with you... I’m just giving you a little vacation... maybe a forever vacation... maybe not... maybe tomorrow...'

the art of dragging out a breakup so long it feels like you’re in a never-ending movie you didn’t sign up for

'I’m not done with you... I just need a little more time... maybe a few more days... maybe a few more weeks...'

'I’m not breaking up with you... I’m just giving you a trial period... maybe a lifetime trial... maybe not...'

'I’m going to keep you on read... forever... maybe... maybe not... maybe tomorrow...'

when you can’t bring yourself to end a relationship because you’re too scared to admit you were wrong

'I’m not breaking up with you... I’m just giving you a little buffer... maybe a buffer of forever... maybe not...'

'I’m not done with you... I just need a little more time... maybe a few more hours... maybe a few more years...'

'I’m not ending this... I’m just giving you a little more time... maybe a few more lifetimes... maybe not...'

the worst kind of breakup where you’re too much of a coward to just end it properly

'I’m not breaking up with you... I’m just giving you a little more time... maybe a few more days... maybe a few more lifetimes...'

'I’m not done with you... I’m just giving you a little more time... maybe a few more years... maybe a few more decades...'

'I’m not ending this... I’m just giving you a little more time... maybe forever... maybe not... maybe tomorrow...'

when you turn a simple breakup into a full-blown saga you didn’t ask for

'I’m not breaking up with you... I’m just giving you a little more time... maybe a few more hours... maybe a few more years...'

'I’m not done with you... I’m just giving you a little more time... maybe a few more lifetimes... maybe not...'

'I’m not ending this... I’m just giving you a little more time... maybe a few more centuries... maybe not...'

the ultimate flex of indecision where you keep your ex on read just to look cool

'I’m not breaking up with you... I’m just giving you a little more time... maybe a few more days... maybe a few more lifetimes...'

'I’m not done with you... I’m just giving you a little more time... maybe a few more years... maybe a few more centuries...'

'I’m not ending this... I’m just giving you a little more time... maybe forever... maybe not... maybe tomorrow...'