A little iodine and that thing could walk again
You shout this when you see a meat that’s barely cooked and think it’s only got a little problem, like it could get better with a little iodine and a lot of swear words.
My burger was barely alive. I said, 'A little iodine and that thing could walk again!'
That steak looked like it had been through hell. I said, 'Just a little iodine and it’s back on its feet.'
The meat was half-dead. I said, 'I’ll fix it with iodine and a swear word.'