A little iodine and that thing could walk again

Current Trending

5 views · Added 16d ago · 3 definitions

You yell this when you see a half-dead burger or steak and think it’s only got a little scratch, like it could get better if you doused it in iodine and called it a day.

My burger looked like it got hit by a truck. I said, 'A little iodine and that thing could walk again!'

My steak was barely cooked. I said, 'I could fix this with a little iodine and a prayer.'

That burger was half-dead. I said, 'Just a little iodine and it’d be back on its feet.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You say this when you think a barely cooked meat is just a little hurt and could run around again with a little iodine and a lot of hope.

My steak looked like it had been in a fight. I said, 'A little iodine and that thing could walk again!'

That burger was barely alive. I said, 'Just give it some iodine and it’ll be back on the grill.'

The meat was half-dead. I said, 'It just needs a little iodine and a good laugh.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You shout this when you see a meat that’s barely cooked and think it’s only got a little problem, like it could get better with a little iodine and a lot of swear words.

My burger was barely alive. I said, 'A little iodine and that thing could walk again!'

That steak looked like it had been through hell. I said, 'Just a little iodine and it’s back on its feet.'

The meat was half-dead. I said, 'I’ll fix it with iodine and a swear word.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago