A Little Canadian Oven
A Canadian oven is a guy who pees on Kleenex, socks, toilet paper, and his pants. He’s been doing it since he was a kid and doesn’t know how to stop.
My cousin’s a Canadian oven. He peed on his homework and got sent to the principal’s office.
I saw my neighbor’s dog peeing on the lawn. Then I realized he’s a Canadian oven too.
My dad says he used to be a Canadian oven before he got married. Now he just pees on Kleenex and my mom’s nerves.