A Little Canadian Oven

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A Canadian oven is a guy who pees on Kleenex, socks, toilet paper, and his pants. He’s been doing it since he was a kid and doesn’t know how to stop.

My cousin’s a Canadian oven. He peed on his homework and got sent to the principal’s office.

I saw my neighbor’s dog peeing on the lawn. Then I realized he’s a Canadian oven too.

My dad says he used to be a Canadian oven before he got married. Now he just pees on Kleenex and my mom’s nerves.

A Canadian oven is a man who pees on Kleenex, socks, toilet paper, and his pants. He doesn’t care if he’s in public or in his own house.

My brother peed on his pants at the mall. The security guard asked him what was wrong. He said, ‘I’m a Canadian oven.’

My teacher said I was a Canadian oven because I peed on my math test and my socks.

My friend peed on his Kleenex and his pants during the school play. He was the best part of the show.

A Canadian oven is a guy who pees on Kleenex, socks, toilet paper, and his pants. He has no shame and no filter.

My uncle peed on his socks and his Kleenex at my grandma’s funeral. He said it was a family tradition.

I told my friend he was a Canadian oven. He said, ‘You’re just jealous I can pee on toilet paper and my pants at the same time.’

My cousin peed on his Kleenex and his pants during the football game. The whole team laughed at him.