A Lincoln
A Lincoln is a hot guy who will laugh at your dumb jokes and still be your best friend. He plays video games like it's a war and will rage like a mad man.
Lincoln laughed at my 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' joke and still bought me pizza.
He rage-quitted my game and said I was a 'noob with no life.'
He’s the guy who will cry at sad movies but laugh at your worst puns.