A Lincoln

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When you're getting it doggie style and the guy is about to blow load, he yanks out and shoots his cum all over your head like he's trying to bald you.
My girl got a Lincoln in the hair during her first time. She still has a bald spot.
He pulled out mid-ride and made me look like a porcupine.
My buddy got a Lincoln and now he smells like a hot dog stand.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A Lincoln is a hot guy who will laugh at your dumb jokes and still be your best friend. He plays video games like it's a war and will rage like a mad man.
Lincoln laughed at my 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' joke and still bought me pizza.
He rage-quitted my game and said I was a 'noob with no life.'
He’s the guy who will cry at sad movies but laugh at your worst puns.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A Lincoln is a guy who is cute, kind, and will make your life better with jokes and good vibes. He’s like your personal laugh machine.
My Lincoln made me laugh so hard I cried during my lunch break.
He told me a joke about a pizza and I still can’t stop laughing.
He’s the guy who will make your bad day into a funny story.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A Lincoln is a guy who will be your friend even if you’re a total dork. He'll keep your secrets and will even stand up for you if someone gives you grief.
My Lincoln kept my crush a secret and even lied to my mom for me.
He stood up for me when some jocks picked on me at lunch.
He’s the guy who will keep your dumb jokes a secret from the world.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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The coolest guy in the world. Everyone loves him and he has more friends than a pizza has slices. He's like the king of the school.
Lincoln got all the girls at the dance and still had time to beat me in a video game.
He's got friends in every class and even the teachers like him.
He's the guy who could make Chuck Norris jealous.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A Lincoln is when someone shoots cum on your head like they're trying to make you blind.
My Lincoln was so bad I couldn't see the board for a week.
He got me so messed up I had to go to the nurse.
He shot cum on my head and I still have a headache.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A Lincoln is just five bucks. No more. No less. If you have one, you can buy a soda or a snack. If you don’t, you’re broke.
I used my Lincoln to buy a soda and still had change left.
He had a Lincoln and spent it all on candy.
My Lincoln ran out and I had to borrow money from my mom.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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