A Lemon Wednesday
When you’re so f***ed up on a Wednesday that you think lemon juice is a cure for your stupidity.
I drank lemon juice on Wednesday because I thought it would fix my brain. It didn’t. It made me vomit.
Wednesday came and I drank lemon juice like it was magic. It wasn’t. I got a headache.
On Wednesday, I tried lemon juice for my brain. It failed. I now have a headache and a mouth full of sourness.