A Lemon Wednesday

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When you get lemon juice poured straight up your arse on a Wednesday and scream like a f***ing baby.

My boss poured lemon juice in my backside on Wednesday. I cried like a f***ing toddler.

Got lemon juice up my butt on a Wednesday. I ran out of the room screaming.

Lemon juice in my arse on Wednesday. I’m never leaving the toilet again.

When you’re so f***ed up on a Wednesday that you think lemon juice is a cure for your stupidity.

I drank lemon juice on Wednesday because I thought it would fix my brain. It didn’t. It made me vomit.

Wednesday came and I drank lemon juice like it was magic. It wasn’t. I got a headache.

On Wednesday, I tried lemon juice for my brain. It failed. I now have a headache and a mouth full of sourness.

When a lemon gets stuck in your f***ing c*** on a Wednesday and you’re screaming like you’re on fire.

A lemon got stuck in my c*** on Wednesday. I screamed like I was burning alive.

Wednesday came, and my c*** got a lemon. I cried and screamed like I was dying.

A lemon was in my c*** on Wednesday. I was screaming so loud, the neighbors called the police.