A la Joubert
Sprinting away like a kid who just got caught eating dessert for breakfast after making a terrible decision, probably because someone told you to do it, and now the whole nation is after you.
He ran like a kid who got caught eating pizza for dinner after making a terrible call.
She took off like she had been eating candy all day after a stupid move.
He bolted like a kid who just got caught eating dessert for breakfast after making the worst choice ever.