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Sprinting like a chicken with its head cut off after blowing a huge move, probably because someone told you to do it, and now everyone hates you.
I ran out of the room like my pants were on fire after I let the team lose.
He bolted out the door like he had a dragon on his back after choosing the wrong side in the bet.
She took off like a rocket after screwing up the biggest play of the season.
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Fleeing like a coward after making the worst call ever, probably because you got told to do it, and now you’re the reason everyone’s mad.
He ran like a thief caught in the act after choosing the wrong team.
She took off like the house was on fire after making the worst move of the game.
He ran out like he had a bear chasing him after being told to do something stupid.
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Dashing away like a dog with its tail tucked between its legs after making the dumbest decision ever, probably because someone made you do it, and now the whole country is out for blood.
He ran out like he was being chased by a mob after choosing the worst option.
She bolted like a scared rabbit after making the dumbest move of the season.
He dashed off like he was running from a firing squad after making the worst call ever.
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Scampering like a mouse after making a bad move, probably because someone told you to do it, and now the whole country is out for blood.
He scampered out like he was running from a monster after making the worst choice ever.
She ran off like she was being chased by a group of angry people after a terrible play.
He darted away like he had a ghost on his back after a stupid decision.
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Sprinting away like a kid who just got caught eating dessert for breakfast after making a terrible decision, probably because someone told you to do it, and now the whole nation is after you.
He ran like a kid who got caught eating pizza for dinner after making a terrible call.
She took off like she had been eating candy all day after a stupid move.
He bolted like a kid who just got caught eating dessert for breakfast after making the worst choice ever.
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Fleeing like a criminal who just got caught after making the worst choice ever, probably because someone made you do it, and now the whole nation is mad.
He ran like a criminal who just got caught after making the worst move of the season.
She took off like she was running from the cops after a terrible decision.
He darted away like a thief who just got caught after making the worst call ever.
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