A Kerry
A Kerry is a human who looks like they’ve been hit by a truck and a donut factory. They’re big, they’re bloated, and they’re probably eating pizza for breakfast.
My uncle is a Kerry. He eats like a horse and still fits into his pants.
My neighbor is a Kerry. She’s so big, she’s got her own gravity.
My cousin is a Kerry. She eats donuts for dinner and still looks amazing.