A Kerry

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A Kerry is a human who looks like they’ve been hit by a truck and a donut factory. They’re big, they’re bloated, and they’re probably eating pizza for breakfast.

My uncle is a Kerry. He eats like a horse and still fits into his pants.

My neighbor is a Kerry. She’s so big, she’s got her own gravity.

My cousin is a Kerry. She eats donuts for dinner and still looks amazing.

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A Kerry is a weird girl who looks like she was made in a lab. She’s got eyes that could burn through steel and a body that makes men drool.

My friend Kerry stared at me like she could see my soul. I ran for my life.

Kerry walked into the room, and everyone stopped breathing. Literally.

Kerry’s eyes are like fire. She looked at me, and I felt like I was about to explode.

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A Kerry is the most beautiful person on Earth. She’s so modest, she thinks she’s ugly, but she’s actually a goddamn goddess.

Kerry walked in, and I was like, ‘Why is she so beautiful?’

Kerry said she was ugly, but I told her she was a goddess.

Kerry is so modest, she thinks she’s not pretty, but she is.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Kerry is a magical woman who thinks she’s not good enough, but she’s the best mother ever. She’s sweet, kind, and she lights up the room.

Kerry is the best mom. She’s sweet and always there for her kids.

Kerry makes the room light up with her smile. She’s amazing.

Kerry’s so kind, she’s like a goddess with a heart of gold.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Kerri is a friendly, athletic person who’s a bit weird, but she’s also awesome. She’s beautiful, kind, and super loyal.

Kerri is like a walking workout machine. She’s super athletic.

Kerri is weird, but I like her weirdness. She’s one of my favorite people.

Kerri’s weird, but she’s also super kind and loyal.

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A Kerry is a guy who’s easygoing, handsome, and everyone wants to be around. He’s got dark hair, dark eyes, and a huge smile.

My friend Kerry is the most handsome guy I know. He’s got that dark hair and smile that steals hearts.

Kerry’s so easygoing, he makes everyone happy.

Kerry walks in, and everyone wants to be his friend. He’s that good.

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A Kerry is the most beautiful girl in the world. She’s got a laugh that could make a man forget his own name. She’s also the angriest person you’ll ever meet.

Kerry laughed so hard, I think I died from happiness.

Kerry got angry, and I swear the room shook. But she looked hot while doing it.

Kerry’s got that laugh and that anger. She’s a force of nature.

by Slangipedia 16d ago