A Kayden Spooner
A Kayden Spooner is a guy who loves to snuggle up with other guys like a sweaty noodle in a sock. He gets so red and starts swearing when you mention it.
'Bro, why do you always spoon me in math class? I can't focus!'
'You brought that up in front of the whole gym. I'm gonna die.'
'I don't care if it's my favorite thing, I'm not gonna let you tease me about it!'