A Kayden Spooner

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A Kayden Spooner is a guy who loves to snuggle up with other guys like a sweaty noodle in a sock. He gets so red and starts swearing when you mention it.

'Bro, why do you always spoon me in math class? I can't focus!'

'You brought that up in front of the whole gym. I'm gonna die.'

'I don't care if it's my favorite thing, I'm not gonna let you tease me about it!'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Kayden Spooner is a dude who gets all shy and angry if you talk about him being a cuddle monster. He's basically a human pillow with a temper.

'Don't you dare say that in front of my mom!'

'I was fine until you mentioned it in the cafeteria.'

'I'm gonna get you back for that comment in the lunch line.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Kayden Spooner is a guy who gets all hot and bothered when you mention how much he loves to spoon other guys. He acts like you just insulted his entire personality.

'You know I hate it when you bring that up at recess.'

'I was fine until you said it in front of my best friend.'

'I'm gonna get you for that comment in science class.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago