A Kansas turnover
When a married man and woman both pee in each other’s butts while they say their vows and then the priest gets kicked in the face
The vows were beautiful. Then they peed in each other’s butts. The priest got kicked in the face. The whole church laughed.
They said their vows. Then they peed in each other’s butts. The priest screamed and ran out.
They got married. Then they peed in each other’s butts. The priest got kicked in the face. It was legendary.