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When a married man and woman both go to the bathroom at the same time and then pee in each other's butts while they're saying their vows and yelling at the priest
The wedding was a disaster. They both peed in each other's butts during the vows. The priest quit mid-sentence.
I watched the whole thing. It was like a horror movie. The vows were fake. The pee was real.
They got married. Then they both got up and peed in each other’s butts. The guests were confused.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A married couple peeing in each other’s butts while they say their vows and then throwing up on the priest’s shoes
They peed in each other’s butts. Then they threw up on the priest’s shoes. The ceremony was over by the third word.
The vows were sweet. Then they both peed in each other’s butts. The priest was covered in vomit.
They said 'I do.' Then they peed in each other’s butts. The priest ran out crying.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When a married man and woman both pee in each other’s butts while they say their vows and then the priest gets kicked in the face
The vows were beautiful. Then they peed in each other’s butts. The priest got kicked in the face. The whole church laughed.
They said their vows. Then they peed in each other’s butts. The priest screamed and ran out.
They got married. Then they peed in each other’s butts. The priest got kicked in the face. It was legendary.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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