A Kansas turnover
A married couple peeing in each other’s butts while they say their vows and then throwing up on the priest’s shoes
They peed in each other’s butts. Then they threw up on the priest’s shoes. The ceremony was over by the third word.
The vows were sweet. Then they both peed in each other’s butts. The priest was covered in vomit.
They said 'I do.' Then they peed in each other’s butts. The priest ran out crying.