A Kamikaze
A texter who runs like a madman through a crowd, staring at their phone like it’s the last piece of pizza on Earth. They don’t care if they crash into a wall, a person, or a shopping cart full of snacks.
Texting while sprinting through the school hallway like they’re being chased by a feral raccoon.
Running into a shopping cart full of chips and soda like it’s a personal insult.
Ducking into a crowded mall entrance while texting like they’re on a mission from God.