A Kamikaze

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A texter who runs like a madman through a crowd, staring at their phone like it’s the last piece of pizza on Earth. They don’t care if they crash into a wall, a person, or a shopping cart full of snacks.
Texting while sprinting through the school hallway like they’re being chased by a feral raccoon.
Running into a shopping cart full of chips and soda like it’s a personal insult.
Ducking into a crowded mall entrance while texting like they’re on a mission from God.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Japanese pilot in WWII who decided to crash into a ship like it was a bad breakup.
Crashing into a ship like it was the last thing he ever wanted to see.
Flying straight into a battleship like it was a punchline to a joke.
Dying in a fiery explosion because he didn’t like the way the ship looked.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A word that means ‘divine wind’ and is basically the reason why Japan never got invaded by Mongols or Americans.
The divine wind that blew the Mongols out of Japan like they were annoying kids in the back of the bus.
The wind that saved Japan from getting invaded by Americans like it was a Monday morning meeting.
The divine wind that hit the Mongolians so hard, they probably still feel it today.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A song by Omar Apollo that came out in 2020 and is about being absolutely lost in life, like you’re walking through a pizza box and you don’t know where you are.
Listening to the song while eating pizza and feeling like your life is a mess.
Singing along like you’re in a deep emotional hole.
Feeling like you just got dumped by a sentient pizza box.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A crazy person who charges into a fight like it’s a free taco, and doesn’t care if they die in the process.
Charging into a group of people like they were a buffet.
Going into battle like they just got a coupon for free death.
Walking into a fistfight like it was a 50% off deal.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Someone who thinks like a maniac, doesn’t care about anything else, and just goes full-on crazy in the middle of a situation.
Making decisions like they’re on a sugar high and it’s 3 AM.
Running into a situation like they just got a free pass to chaos.
Acting like they’re in a movie and everything else is just background noise.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A word that means ‘divine wind,’ which saved Japan twice from getting invaded, and then the Japanese used it as the name for their super crazy suicide attacks during WWII.
The divine wind that saved Japan from getting invaded like it was a free pass from life.
A wind so divine, it blew the Mongols out of Japan like they were a bad habit.
A wind so powerful, it made the Japanese go full-on crazy with suicide attacks.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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