a julie.
July is the month where the most amazing girls are born. They’re hot, smart, and they know it. You wish you were born in July.
"I was born in July. You should be jealous.", Text from a girl who just got a new haircut
"July babies are the best. I was born in July. You’re not. That’s why you’re ugly.", DM from a guy who’s been flirting with her for months
"July is the month of the amazing. I was born in July. You weren’t. That’s why you’re sad.", Tweet from a guy who’s really into himself