a julie.

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A Julie is a hot, funny, slightly insane woman who’s got her head on straight but still acts like a teenager. She’s got a wild past and a cool future, and she’ll make you want to be better just by being herself.
"You’re a Julie? No wonder I’m obsessed with you.", DM from a guy who’s been eyeing her for weeks
"Julie? More like Julie-ulous.", Text from her best friend
"That Julie just walked in, and I’m now officially distracted for the rest of the day.", Tweet from a guy who’s never been distracted before
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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July is the month where all the hottest girls are born. You don’t stand a chance if you’re born in July.
"I was born in July. You should be scared.", Text from a girl who just got a new haircut
"July babies? I’ve been born in July. You’re doomed.", DM from a guy who’s been flirting with her for months
"If you were born in July, you are beautiful. If not, you’re just sad.", Tweet from a guy who’s really into himself
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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July is a rainy month, but it still shines. People born in July are nice, pretty, and have the shine of a thousand tiny lights. You don’t want to be born in any other month.
"July is my birthday month. You should be worried.", Text from a girl who just got a new haircut
"I was born in July. You’re not. That’s why you’re ugly.", DM from a guy who’s been flirting with her for months
"July babies? I was born in July. You’re doomed.", Tweet from a guy who’s really into himself
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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July is the month where you kiss everyone. No one is safe. You might end up kissing your best friend, your crush, and your teacher.
"I kissed my crush in July. Now I’m stuck with him.", Text from a girl who just got a new haircut
"July is the month where everyone kisses everyone. I kissed my teacher. He kissed my crush. It was wild.", DM from a guy who’s been flirting with her for months
"July is the month where I kissed my best friend and my crush. Now I’m confused.", Tweet from a guy who’s really into himself
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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July is the month where the most amazing girls are born. They’re hot, smart, and they know it. You wish you were born in July.
"I was born in July. You should be jealous.", Text from a girl who just got a new haircut
"July babies are the best. I was born in July. You’re not. That’s why you’re ugly.", DM from a guy who’s been flirting with her for months
"July is the month of the amazing. I was born in July. You weren’t. That’s why you’re sad.", Tweet from a guy who’s really into himself
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A Juli is so beautiful that even the gods would be jealous. She’s not just a 10, she’s a 15. You’ll never be as beautiful as her.
"You’re a Juli? No wonder I’m jealous of you.", Text from a guy who’s been eyeing her for weeks
"That Juli just walked in, and I’m now officially distracted for the rest of the day.", DM from a guy who’s been flirting with her for months
"If you’re a Juli, I’m a loser.", Tweet from a guy who’s really into himself
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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July is the hottest month of the year. You’ll be sweating, melting, and probably in love by the end of it.
"July is the hottest month. I’m melting and in love. You should be too.", Text from a girl who just got a new haircut
"July is the hottest month. I’m sweating, melting, and in love. You should be too.", DM from a guy who’s been flirting with her for months
"July is the hottest month. I’m melting and in love. You’re just jealous.", Tweet from a guy who’s really into himself
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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