A Josu
A Josu is like the f***ing sun. He's so perfect you think he's gonna shine forever, but then he f***ing sneezes and it's like the sky turned to f***ing thunder.
'He got a 100% on the test and then cried when he got a B.'
'He's the only guy who can make math sound like a f***ing love song.'
'He got a job at McDonald's and it's like he's the f***ing president.'