A Josu

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A Josu is a guy who starts off being a quiet little f***ing shrimp, but once he opens his mouth, he talks like he's been drinking all day and has a f***ing microphone. He's the kind of guy who makes you laugh so hard you cry and will be there for you when you're f***ing broke and your mom's yelling at you.

'Yo, Josu, why you always so f***ing loud?'

'He texted me at 2 a. m. just to tell me he was f***ing hungry.'

'He cried when I told him I was going to college.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Josu is like the f***ing sun. He's so perfect you think he's gonna shine forever, but then he f***ing sneezes and it's like the sky turned to f***ing thunder.

'He got a 100% on the test and then cried when he got a B.'

'He's the only guy who can make math sound like a f***ing love song.'

'He got a job at McDonald's and it's like he's the f***ing president.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Josu is a f***ing nigga who eats cinnamon rolls like they're f***ing gold. He's got a sweet tooth and a f***ing attitude.

'He ate three cinnamon rolls and then told me I was f***ing ugly.'

'He brought a cinnamon roll to the fight and it was like a f***ing war.'

'He called me a f***ing donut and then cried.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Josu is the guy who will f***ing compliment you until you're f***ing dizzy, but when he gets nervous, he'll text you f***ing 10 times a day just to say he's f***ing alive.

'He texted me at 1 a. m. just to say he was f***ing alive.'

'He told me I was beautiful and then cried when I said thank you.'

'He called me at 3 a. m. just to say he was f***ing hungry.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Josu is a guy who looks like he was f***ing carved out of heaven, but when he gets in the f***ing bed, he turns into a f***ing animal. He's got money, he's got style, and he's got a f***ing attitude that makes you want to scream.

'He got a new car and it was like he was f***ing rich.'

'He told me he was f***ing rich and then cried when I said I was poor.'

'He texted me a picture of his car and it was like he was f***ing king.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Josu is a guy who's so f***ing strong he could bowl a f***ing ball and dig a f***ing canyon with his bare hands. He's got the strength of a thousand f***ing bulls.

'He lifted a f***ing car and it was like he was f***ing Superman.'

'He dug a hole and it was like he was f***ing digging to the center of the Earth.'

'He told me he could lift a f***ing mountain and it was like he was f***ing bragging.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago