A JON
A giant, messy human who looks like a Chubacca that got run over by a truck. They’re usually too lazy to clean up and end up working at HILO driving or making stickers that look like a raccoon threw up on them.
This guy looks like he came out of a trash can and forgot to shower.
He drives like he’s trying to get run over by a bus.
His stickers look like a toddler drew them with a crayon and a broken pencil.