A JON

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A giant, messy human who looks like a Chubacca that got run over by a truck. They’re usually too lazy to clean up and end up working at HILO driving or making stickers that look like a raccoon threw up on them.
This guy looks like he came out of a trash can and forgot to shower.
He drives like he’s trying to get run over by a bus.
His stickers look like a toddler drew them with a crayon and a broken pencil.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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This Jon Jon is a hood legend. He got a metal plate in his jaw and beat the crap out of a pitbull. One nigga named Jay tried to fight him and got his hand broken for his trouble.
That Jon Jon could take out a whole football team with one punch.
He’s like the pitbull version of a superhero.
Jay tried to fight him and now he can’t even hold a cup of coffee.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man who looks like a god, has a personality that could charm the devil, and a penis so big it could make a whale jealous. He’s the kind of guy who could get any girl to fall for him with just a wink.
He’s like a god walking into a bar and everyone looks up.
He flirts so well, even the barista falls for him.
He’s the kind of guy that could get a girl to forget her own name.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man who has a metal plate in his jaw and once took on a pitbull like it was a joke. He’s not just a man, he’s a legend.
He took on a pitbull like it was a Sunday afternoon.
He’s got a metal plate in his jaw and a heart of steel.
That pitbull probably still hates him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Rocket League player who plays like they’re drunk and using a blindfold. They crash into walls and miss the easiest shots like it’s a personal attack.
He crashed into a wall so hard, the wall cried.
He missed the easiest shot like he was blind.
He plays like he got hit by a truck and forgot how to drive.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you’re having fun and you turn into a little crybaby who can’t handle anything. You whine like a kid who lost their favorite toy.
He was having fun, then he turned into a crybaby.
He whined like a kid who got grounded.
He was having fun, then he started crying like a baby.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who smokes a cigarette all the way to the filter and then tries to eat it. It started in Cedar, BC, and now it’s a full-blown addiction.
He smokes a cigarette so fast, the filter gets jealous.
He eats the filter like it’s a snack.
He smokes so much, the filter probably has a job.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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